Tag Archives: Marc Savard

Savvy Loves Caves & Beating Shit Up With Umbrellas

Congrats to Savvy & the Bruins on the new deal. While watching the presser on BostonBruins.com, I couldn’t help but think he looked like someone with the shaved head. Hmmm….maybe it’s the angle, I could be wrong….who knows?

I'm just bitter because I'm poor and ugly....Love ya, Savvy.

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Savvy Signs Seven Year Extention With Bruins!

According to TSN in Canada, Marc Savard agreed to a seven year contract extenstion with the Boston Bruins.  Savard should be making around $4.2 million a year – no official word yet from the Bruins front office. But if this deal is set, the people at Ed Hardy & Gongshow will be very happy.

Hopefully he can stop dressing like Jon Gosselin with his new contract.

“A Sore Vagina”

I need Midol & Massengill - PRONTO!

I need Midol & Massengill - PRONTO!

Boston Bruin, Shawn Thornton, made the major announcement on the Toucher & Rich Show on 98.5 The Sports Hub this morning. Thornton told  T&R he didn’t play last night due to  ‘a sore vagina’. Someone must be suffering from that not so fresh feeling. Poor lad. Here’s to hoping for a speedy recovery.

T&R also talked to Shawn about Marc Savard’s horrible taste in clothing. Like this outfit I caught him wearing on the deadline special last year on NESN.

Jon Gosselin's Fashion Icon

Jon Gosselin's Fashion Icon

Check out Thornton’s interview on T&R’s podcast on 98.5 The Sports Hub

Savvy Shocker!

This is a joke, right?

This is a joke, right?

Marc Savard, who’s been one of the top goal scorer for the Bruins these last few years, was place on long term injured reserve today with a broken foot for the next 4 to 6 weeks. This blow to the Bruins comes just days after they placed Milan Lucic on LTIR with a broken finger.

What next? Seriously? No word on how Savvy broke his foot, but I’m willing to bet he was prancing around his place in a new pair of Jimmy Choo shoes . He was feeling a little saucy and sexy after his apperance in The Improper’s style issue and took a spill. Ok, that probably didn’t happen. But it is a lovely visual, isn’t?  haha

Trent Whitfield, who’s been playing for the Providence Bruins, got the call to join the big team on an emergency basis.

‘Every girls needs a Bruin this season…’ – Anna Wintour

Special thanks to Caitie from Loochness Monster  for posting these gems on her Facebook. Here’s more shots of the Bruins giving Sean Avery a run for his money in this month’s issue of The Impromper Bostonian. Look for the member of the Montreal Canadiens in next month’s copy of the International Male Catalog. Enjoy!

 

The person who decided Wideman should wear his scarf like that should be fired.

The person who decided Wideman should wear his scarf like that should be fired.

I'm not usually a Hunwick gal, but he cleans up quite nicely

I'm not usually a Hunwick gal, but he cleans up quite nicely

Fancy Fashionable French Man.

Fancy Fashionable French Man.

Marco looks so natural! Best picture in the bunch!

Marco looks so natural! Best picture in the bunch!

Flashing some blue steel! Hansel has nothing on Savvy!

Flashing some blue steel! Hansel has nothing on Savvy!

Is it wrong that I think of that famous picture of that Afgan girl from National Geographic? haha Ok, I know it’s a strech….but see what I mean?

"Quick! Staring contest...."

"Quick! Staring contest...."

Sharp Dressed Men

The Bruins will be gracing the pages of The Improper Bostonian’s Style Issue soon.  Here’s a sneak peek!

Don Draper would be proud...
Don Draper would be proud. Picture by Kim Kenndey for The Improper Bostonian

The Improper Boston’s Style Issue hits stands October 21st(In honor of my birthday!).

Later, dude….Oh Hi.

Another bites the dust on Causeway Street, after 11 years with the black & gold, PJ Axelsson has bit adieu to Boston. Axelsson signed a four year contract with the  Frölunda Hockey Club.

Axelsson, who played for Frölunda during the lock out, was quoted as saying, “I’ve always wanted to come back here.” Good luck, bro.  Thanks to The Hockey Blog Adventure for the scoop.

While one door closes, an one opens. Not too long after Aaron Ward was traded to the Carolina Hurricanes, rumors started to pop up about free agent, Derek Morris, signing with the Bruins and low and behold it happened.

Morris, who finished the season in New York after being traded by the Coyotes, has played 793 games, scored 76 goals and has 264 assists.  Morris started off his career in Calgary, where he spent five years there and during that time period, played with Chuck Kobasew, Andrew Ference, Marc Savard & Steve Begin.