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Can we get these bitches to play for the Bruins?

I take back every comment I’ve ever made about soccer being lame. If the matches I went to were like this, I think myself and the rest of America would be more into soccer.

The bitches at New Mexico State are evil and weren’t going to let the Mormons of BYU win without a fight! Enjoy!

***video c/o Deadspin


Squirts Illustrated

Squirt : The official Soft Drink of Jonathan PapelbonIf you haven’t already, take a jaunt over to Deadspin and read Alan Siegel‘s  ‘Dark Side of the Lockerroom’ submission. It’s a must read. Jonanthan Papelbon, everyone’s favorite Irish dancer turned playoff goat is his subject and I won’t lie – I’m not surprised by the story.

FYI: Might not be NSFW…..

This is the end….

Capt.48b775f5661947778f5d4dbfd6495105.aptopix_stanley_cup_parade_hockey_paks108 So that's it. The end is here. The Pittsburgh Penguins are now the Stanley Cup champs, the Detroit Red Wings are this year's bitter bridesmaids and Ovechkin is on probably on his way collecting some new hardware in Vegas for the NHL Awards. Woo! *fartnoise*

Was I happy with the turn out of the season? Yes & No. I mean, it's been a tough one for me. I had a chance to cover the Bruins, but because I wanted to be the first hockey blogger to talk about Roman War Helmets in a public forum, that opportunity was short lived. Am I still bitter? I won't lie, I am and it's a tad annoying that I still get emails about it on a daily basis. I guess there are worse things to be known for, right? I still wonder if I should have submitted the piece to Deadspin. But there's not much I can do now. Hey, at least I got you bitches. So that's something to be proud of. But I'm hoping one day, I'll be known for being more than just, according to WEEI's Joe Haggerty, as a habitual line stepper. 

But personal issues aside, back to the topic at hand – this year's hockey season. I wasn't happy with how everything ended for the Bruins and I know I'm going to come off as a homer and I should be "over it" - but Scott Walker got off light. He shouldn't have been playing and look what happened? Boom! OT goal, Bruins lose -  out of the playoffs. It wasn't supposed to be like that – they were supposed to go on and win The Cup. Well, that's what I had my money on. Not that I'm condoning illegal betting or anything like that. I already had the parade route mapped out in my head and a laundry list of excuses of why I was going to miss work that day. But instead of a summer learning what the members of the B's did with The Cup, we'll be focusing on whom staying, who's coming, who's going and how David Krejci's graham cracker hip is healing. Better luck next year, boys. But thanks for the ride. It was amazing while it lasted.

As for the Stanley Cup champs, I've has a weird relationship with them this season. The first game I was suppose to cover was a Pens game, but because I was 'accidently forgotten' & omitted from the press list, I didn't get to. At the time, I didn't lose too much sleep over it – I assumed I was going to get a chance to interview Geno, Superstar Talbot, Sid the Kid and the rest of the Pens later on in the season. But instead, I got fired and well, that never happened. Although, I would like to thank Puck Daddy for trying to make me feel better, by telling me I wasn't missing much by not talking to Sidney Crosby. I know I don't have the skills, like Cabbie Richards and I'm sure Crosby would have probably been as entertaining as a wet mop, but I still wanted to get the chance to speak to him. Haha Oh well.

But at the end of the day, I was glad they won. They desereved it and I'd rather see them win,than the Red Wings. By the way, it's nice to see their fans are taking this loss in stride and being classy about it. *rolls eyes*

So now what? The draft is coming up, but we already know where John Tarvares is more than likely going. The NHL releases next season's schedule at the end of July, so there's something to look forward to. I'm sure Phoenix Coyotes drama is far from over and it'll be interesting to see who does what in the off season. So now, all we can do is sit and wait for the next hockey season(or the next season of Project Runway whichever comes first.). As for me, I'll be here and look forward to a review of Alyssa Milano's baseball epic. Because I know you all are dying to know more about it and whether or not I kill myself before the 6th chapter. I figure, it can't be any worse than the bullshit you all read here. 🙂

One more reason to hate Philly….

" I honestly didn't think it would cause this much repercussion. I'm loyal to the team. I did nothing but support them all the way. I did all I can to help that organization, I made one mistake in six years and now I'm no longer there."


When I read about Dan Leone's(who, by the way, also has a neurological disorder and needs to use a wheelchair – nice, Jeff Luriestory on Deadspin, my heart went out to him. I've been there and the Philadelphia Eagles are completely out of line in firing him. I understand he questioned the organization's decision not to re-sign Dawkins - but what employee hasn't in the past? Well, not the Dawkins thing – but wondering what the hell our boss are doing at some point. I know I sure as hell did after my little incident with Comcast. But unlike my time there, Dan's bee a loyal employee for the last six years and has had a clean record – evidently, that means nothing if you call management retarded on Facebook. Classy.

Dear Jeff Lurie,

Stop being such a scumbag and give Dan his job back.


Cameron Frye

Here's Dan on Philly's Fox affiliate, discussing his firing:

Samantha Micelli is a whorebag who knows baseball stats!

YAY!! I made it on to Deadspin's Waxing Off section again! Two weeks in a row….

Waxing Off…Slacking Off

Guess who was selected for 'Waxing Off' on Deadspin?


Super busy – I'll catch up tomorrow…..they're actually making me *work* at work. BASTARDS!

Returning to the scene of the crime….

I got a chance to submit something for Deadspin's Waxing Off today and they ran mine….Wheeee You can read mine and the rest here.