Bruins Introduction For The Boston Herald

Dear Boston Herald,

This is Blake Wheeler. He’s 23 years old, he scored 21 goals last season(7 this year – he’s pacing himself!), he’s from Minnesota, went to the University of Minnesota with stupid, Phil Kessel and signed as a free agent with the Bruins in 2008. He’s # 26.

This is Daniel Paille. He’s 25 and from Ontario, Canada. The Bruins picked him up from the Buffalo Sabres this year and has so far scored 4 goals, 6 assists during the 33 games he’s played for Boston. He’s # 20, if you’re keeping track.

This is not Blake Wheeler.

Any questions? Oh wait, I do have one…. is it that hard to check these things? I know I’ve fucked up in the past, but seriously?


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2 thoughts on “Bruins Introduction For The Boston Herald

  1. Kathi January 4, 2010 at 9:50 pm Reply

    Well, I can see the confusion! But of their numbers start with a 2! And neither of them play for the Patriots or the Red Sox, so why both looking up the correct information!

    • Cameron Frye January 4, 2010 at 9:52 pm Reply

      haha smart ass.

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