Dear Boston Herald,
This is Blake Wheeler. He’s 23 years old, he scored 21 goals last season(7 this year – he’s pacing himself!), he’s from Minnesota, went to the University of Minnesota with stupid, Phil Kessel and signed as a free agent with the Bruins in 2008. He’s # 26.
This is Daniel Paille. He’s 25 and from Ontario, Canada. The Bruins picked him up from the Buffalo Sabres this year and has so far scored 4 goals, 6 assists during the 33 games he’s played for Boston. He’s # 20, if you’re keeping track.
This is not Blake Wheeler.
Any questions? Oh wait, I do have one…. is it that hard to check these things? I know I’ve fucked up in the past, but seriously?