Kessel got into a fight?

After passing out last night, I woke up to see the Phil Kessel got into his first NHL fight. As impressed as I am that he actually stood up for himself – unlike when he was in Boston…you know, when he’d sneak away after causing shit and let someone else clean up his mess. Philly Boy actually took matters into his own greasy, sweaty hands. Who knew the nasally, selfish dick bag had it in him?

I could have been seeing things, but was that a smile I saw on Brian Burke’s face last night after the fight? Was Burke impressed by how Kessel ‘dominated’ the fight?  By the way, I never once in my life would ever think I’d write about Kessel ‘dominating’ anything. Maybe a sandwich or a box tissues – but never a fight. Also, is it really dominating when all he did was yank on Kris Russell’s jersey like a 5 year old yanking on his mommy’s skirt for attention? *shakes head* Welcome to the bizzaro world.

So let’s hope he doesn’t have any infections – blood and zit puss is never a recipe for a good time and let’s hope he has  this fighting spirit in Boston. I’m sure there’s a few lads in black & gold who would love to get a crack at him. Oh yeah, my offer still stands and not just to Bitz. It’s open to ANYONE! I’m easy to please.

For those of you who missed the fun, thanks to the wonder that is YouTube -here you go!


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7 thoughts on “Kessel got into a fight?

  1. […] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Cameron Frye, Cameron Frye. Cameron Frye said: Phil Kessel got into a fight? #Bruins #Leafs #SBlog […]

  2. kelly December 4, 2009 at 12:54 pm Reply

    Wow!!! missed that also….will wonders ever cease?! Too bad he didn’t do any of that in Boston

  3. Caitie December 4, 2009 at 1:15 pm Reply

    He has the terror level of a kitten waking up from a nap. I’M SO SCARED.

    • Cameron Frye December 4, 2009 at 3:37 pm Reply

  4. Mat W. December 4, 2009 at 3:06 pm Reply

    That was a fight? I thought they were just hugging.

    • Cameron Frye December 4, 2009 at 3:35 pm Reply

      Kessel was very skurred and needed to be held. He’s such a ‘bottom’.

  5. Ken Socrates December 5, 2009 at 4:51 am Reply

    Not a fight, you’re right. That was a Teddy Donato purse swinger.

    Still, one more scrap that we got to see in tonight’s B’s-Habs game. Something is very wrong with the world this evening.

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