I know a lot of people have asked my why I'm not writing for Barstool – honestly, I pissed an amazing opportunity away.
I have nothing but the utmost respect for El Pres. Let's be honest, if he didn't run that piece – none of you would know who the hell I was or come to this site and listen to me ramble . In a way, getting fired was a good thing. haha I probably have more readers thanks to El Pres then I ever did over "there". haha
So in conclusion: El Pres is amazing, I'm an ass and fucked up and don't forget Trivia Night, bitches! And if El Pres or Uncle Buck are reading this – I would like to recommend the girls from Girls Aloud as Wake Up material. I think the 'Stoolies would like them.
P.S. CptKangarooBalls – I haven't received your emails. I'm very sorry. Shoot me an email at cameronjfrye(at)gmail(dot)com.