B-R-U-I-N-S Not U-S-A!

Ok. So I haven’t wirtten about hockey much this year. But I do have a request for the Bruins fans out there and hopefully you’ll humor me and take this request seriously.

I’m amped the Bruins are going to the Stanley Cup Finals, why wouldn’t I be? It’s a great thing for the team, the fans and for the city of Boston. Plus, why should they let the Red Sox get all the attention? Let those bitches work for it! Now I do have one request for the fans when going to the games in town and I’m sure there’s more than a few who will disagree with this request, but hear me out. The Boston Bruins have 3, yes, THREE(1-2-3) players on the roster from the United States. Can we PLEASE drop the ‘USA’ chant?

Do I get why y’all do it? Yeah. I mean, we ARE in the US and Tim Thomas is from the US and we don’t let the colors run and we killed Bin Laden. Yeah, yeah, I get it. I know you chant it to inspire the players or Thomas. But it’s not about one guy – it’s a team effort!

But there is just something about the chant during a normal hockey game that’s just so cringe worthy. It just screams ‘Douche Bag American’ and what aboot the players from different lands that bust their humps? Where’s there’s chant?(Since you’ll never be able to inspire Kaberle, can we all agree that he is the Eric Gagne of the Bruins?)

Oh and Vancouver has 6 American players. Two of them are Ryan Kesler & Andrew Alberts. Do you REALLY want to inspire them? I mean, Kesler is a beast and Alberts is…..ok….not so much Alberts. But you get what I’m trying to say, right?

Do you really want to inspire these douche nozzles?

With that said, if you’re looking to chant something at the game – here are some ideas for you:

Thomas is Good!
Go Whalers….Errr…Ummm…I mean, never mind!
Chara is Tall!
Make Daddy Proud, Greggy!

And my personal favorite:
Kesler is a Cunt!

So feel free to take the ball and run with it. Come up with your own chant to inspire the Black & Gold and who knows, maybe we can get together and sing it to the boys over & over & over again during a parade in Boston? It could happen……..right?

Godspeed!

Oh yeah…P.S. Can we PLEASE have Terry Francona, Doc Rivers & Bill Belichick speak to the lads & inspire them to win?

How Vladimir Sobotka Celebrated Halloween

Sure we’ve seen the Blackhawks everywhere in their Halloween costumes, but why not our Boston Bruins? Now we know Milan Lucic was Harry Potter and some unknown player dressed up as Phil Kessel, but there’s no photographic evidence. Well, untill now.

Big Hug!

So I guess we now know what Vladimir Sobotka was this Halloween. Granted the costume is a tad dated, but look at how happy Sobotka is in his new outfit! I’m going to go out on a limb and say this isn’t the only costume he has in his closet. *Please don’t be a creepy Furry*

Now, I don’t know if Dennis Wideman was cleaning out his closet and giving away anything that still smelled like Andrew Alberts, but I think we know where Vlad got it from.

Over the hills and far away, Teletubbies come to play.

B’s vs. Flyers

Tonight the B's take on the Flyer and it's time for me to make my prediction for tonight's game: B's are going to win in 3-1. There will be 1 fight, Lucic will play(scratch that – Boston.com is reporting he's out – Thanks, CH.) and Andrew Alberts will drool 3 times on camera.

Also I'm making my predicition about tomorrow's trade deadline, I'm saying the B's will do nothing. Why mess with a good thing? Do I want to get rid of Manny, yeah – but do I want to risk messing up the team just because Millbury thinks we need more defense or because Philly Boy costs us too much? No.

For those of you who are in the media and want to kill a few hours for waiting for nothing to happen – but want to be somewhere  there's snacks….you're in luck!

"Bruins General Manager Peter Chiarelli will hold a press conference in Legends at TD Banknorth Garden at 4:30 p.m. ET (Legends is located on level three at TD Banknorth Garden on the West End of the building). The press conference will be held as scheduled regardless of whether or not the team makes a trade.

Following the press conference, Chiarelli will participate in a 30-minute "Rinkside Chat" with Bruins fans online at www.BostonBruins.com from 5:00 p.m. – 5:30 p.m. ET.

The Will McDonough Press Room at TD Banknorth Garden will be open to working media beginning at 11:00 a.m. ET. Light snacks and refreshments will be served from 2:00 p.m. through 6:00 p.m."

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